The Treadmill Leads Nowhere Yet I Return Sticker

For anyone trapped in the endless cycle of cardio, this sticker captures the humor and futility of treadmill life. Perfect for water bottles, gym lockers, laptops, or anywhere you want to flaunt your dedication—and your ability to endure pointless suffering. Durable, weather-resistant, and built to stick through every step, sprint, and loop of self-inflicted torture.

Our stickers are printed on high quality vinyl with protective lamination so they actually stick and stay. The lamination protects them from water, scratches, and sun-fade, making them perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, and more. Each design is custom-made in our shop in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Designed, printed, cut, and shipped by us.