Warning Assholes Closer Than They Appear Sticker

Bold, cheeky, and unapologetically honest—this sticker warns the world that personal space isn’t guaranteed. Perfect for trucks, toolboxes, laptops, or anywhere you want to make a savage statement. Durable and weather-resistant, it sticks through the chaos, just like you.

Our stickers are printed on high quality vinyl with protective lamination so they actually stick and stay. The lamination protects them from water, scratches, and sun-fade, making them perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, and more. Each design is custom-made in our shop in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Designed, printed, cut, and shipped by us.