If You Need Me, I'll Be Avoiding Everyone Sticker

For the masters of disappearing, the socially drained, and anyone protecting their peace at all costs. This sticker is a public service announcement for quiet days, canceled plans, and zero-social-battery energy. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, planners, or cars—because sometimes the best self-care is avoiding everyone. Funny, relatable, and aggressively introverted.

Our stickers are printed on high quality vinyl with protective lamination so they actually stick and stay. The lamination protects them from water, scratches, and sun-fade, making them perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, and more. Each design is custom-made in our shop in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Designed, printed, cut, and shipped by us.