I Wish My Metabolism Had The Same Work Ethic As My Anxiety Does Sticker

For the hilariously relatable, chaotic energy. Perfect for anyone whose anxiety works overtime while their metabolism… barely clocks in. Equal parts funny, self-aware, and painfully true—stick it to flex your “overthinking like a pro, burning calories like a maybe” vibes.

Our stickers are printed on high quality vinyl with protective lamination so they actually stick and stay. The lamination protects them from water, scratches, and sun-fade, making them perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, and more. Each design is custom-made in our shop in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Designed, printed, cut, and shipped by us.