• I Wish My Metabolism Had The Same Work Ethic As My Anxiety Does Sticker
  • I Wish My Metabolism Had The Same Work Ethic As My Anxiety Does Sticker
  • I Wish My Metabolism Had The Same Work Ethic As My Anxiety Does Sticker

I Wish My Metabolism Had The Same Work Ethic As My Anxiety Does Sticker

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For the hilariously relatable, chaotic energy. Perfect for anyone whose anxiety works overtime while their metabolism… barely clocks in. Equal parts funny, self-aware, and painfully true—stick it to flex your “overthinking like a pro, burning calories like a maybe” vibes.

Our stickers are printed on high quality vinyl with protective lamination so they actually stick and stay. The lamination protects them from water, scratches, and sun-fade, making them perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, and more. Each design is custom-made in our shop in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Designed, printed, cut, and shipped by us.