Sharp As A Marble Sticker

Introducing the “Sharp as a Marble” sticker — the perfect little insult disguised as a compliment. Whether you’re roasting yourself, your friends, your coworkers, or that one guy who tries his best (but… bless his heart), this sticker delivers peak chaotic-dumb energy with a smile.

Our stickers are printed on high quality vinyl with protective lamination so they actually stick and stay. The lamination protects them from water, scratches, and sun-fade, making them perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, and more. Each design is custom-made in our shop in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Designed, printed, cut, and shipped by us.